Sorry folks. The "worst roster ever assembled" with their "historically bad offense" just put a whippin' on the Miami Dolphins to improve to 1-2 on the season with a closer-than-it-sounds 20-6 dismantling of their AFC East rivals.
You asked for 0-16? You got it ... but then Chandler Catanzaro added the extra point and kicked a field goal to make it 0-20 before Miami's consolation touchdown as time expired.
This calls for a celebration!
Take it away, bedazzled Calvin Pace...