Enough of this. I'm done with this team. Every year, it's the same old thing. Can't tackle. Can't catch. Can't make a simple throw. Can't stop a nosebleed. Can't get out of their own way. Can't get a call.
I'm sick of it.
Wait...they won? What?!?! How?
Ummm, this calls for a celebration!
Take it away, bedazzled Calvin Pace...
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